1. The first rule about Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris and Superman agreed to have a fight, they agreed that the loser would wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

3. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.

6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

7. When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

8.  Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants he wants.

9. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.

10. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

11. Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world  and punch himself in the back of the head.

12. Chuck Norris uses a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

13. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

14. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the earth down.

15.  If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris hears everything.

16. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

17. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

18. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would fight himself, he'd win. Period.

19. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

20. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

21. Ninjas want to grow up to be like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

22. Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness and possibly foot-sized bruises on the face.

23. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

24. When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to one - one roundhouse kick to the face.

25. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage

26. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

27.Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

28. There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

29. Chuck Norris let the Dogs out

30. Chuck Norris got his Driver's license at the age of 16. Seconds.

27. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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